Turd Army LLC
No turd left behind!
Meet Your Local Poop Patrol
Turd Army LLC is the elite squad of pet waste removal professionals helping homeowners and businesses win the battle against dog waste. Founded by dog lover, family man, and military-supporter Luis Albero, we understand that pets are family and your yard should be a place you can enjoy. We don’t just clean yards — we simplify your life by giving you more time, a cleaner outdoor space, and peace of mind knowing the dirty work is handled.
Whether you have one furry recruit or a whole pack of chaotic poop machines, Turd Army provides reliable weekly and one-time cleanup services with attention to detail. We carefully remove waste, dispose of it responsibly, and even keep an eye out for noticeable changes that may help you stay informed about your dog’s health. Professional, dependable, and zero shame, Turd Army is here to handle the crap so you can enjoy your yard.
Our Services
Residential Pet Waste Removal
Turd Army provides reliable weekly and one-time dog waste removal services for homeowners, helping keep yards clean, safe, and enjoyable without the hassle of handling pet waste.
Commercial Pet Waste Maintenance
Turd Army helps maintain clean outdoor spaces for commercial properties by providing dependable pet waste removal solutions that create a more welcoming environment for customers, employees, and visitors.
Pet-Friendly Yard Care Support
Turd Army goes beyond waste removal by helping pet owners maintain healthier yards through careful service, responsible disposal, and attention to changes in pet waste that may indicate potential health concerns.
Special Offer for New Recruits:
First service free when you mention this ad. Because even soldiers deserve a break.
Contact Us
Proud Supporter of Our Military and Veteran Community
Serving local families, businesses, and their four-legged recruits.
Call or Text: 770-568-7948
Email: info@turdarmyllc.com